Andy Cohen needs a stylist

And is Ford as small as Andy?

Leave him alone for God's sake!

Andy is standing a few steps ahead of Tom, to make himself look taller. But they all look equally ridiculous. Who is that thing in the middle?

Looks like his pal Bruce Bozzi, R2.

He might be Andy's rabbi.

A cast photo for the new 3 Stooges?

Miss Thing in the middle looks like pure evil.

Miss Thing when he appeared on Fallon.

No one there has any style.

What kind of douche wears sunglasses at night?

[quote] No one there has any style.

Or class

Tom Ford needs a stylist and should stop wearing black.

Tom Ford was in my friends' wedding years ago. He was an aging model ( as was my friend) and nothing special at all.

I'm 5'11 and we were about the same height. Again, you wouldn't look at him twice.

And poor Andy. Can't he get that wonky eye fixed?

Andy looks like a Rankin-Bass character in OP’s pic.

Is this some sort of competition to see who can look like the biggest douche? They all look ridiculous and are trying way too hard.

So DL needs to discuss Bruce Bozzi - the aging celebrity wanna-be in the middle in that ridiculous getup that would be embarrassing on a 25 year old model never mind a 50 something LA queen (a caftan would have been less embarrassing and more appropriate).

Husband to Hollywood overload (and Carrie Fisher ex) Bryan Lourd who is also an old friend of Andy. The fact that these 2 are old friends has always been the key indicator of the enemabag-iness of both of them. Both spent 25 years on fringes of gay A-list desperately trying to claw in and finally made it based on dedication to self promotion and self in general. Those 2 represent all that is wrong with middle aged gay men. Trying to be the popular boys at the most self-important A-list party with the most famous friends and most “fabulous” life - all as based on others pereceptions. As a middle aged gay man who grew up in adjacent circles and witnessed the process, I am just grateful I escaped that meaningless vapid soulless world of superficial, insecure gay men who never learned there is more to life.

Bruce isn't, or at least wasn't, bad looking. Why would he dress like this to make himself look like a methed out 80's glam rocker?

Christ. Are those three still out doing rails and trying to pick up twinks at their age? Pathetic.

is the thing in the middle Undead?

They all seem exhausting. And not in a good way.

I understand Tom is in fashion and needs to sell glasses -so I can forgive the glasses and the minor cosmetics (guessing Botox, maybe mild derm work). And his suit is at least middle aged gay appropriate.

As a former deadhead / stoner, I get Andy is trying to be funny. But 20-something funny - consistent with his whole “I’m just a cool fellow gay-bro” pick up schtick. Seems to be working for him -but again an indicator of emotional retardation to want to keep up that scene.

But if ever there was a creature made for the highest heights of DL bitch scorn, it’s Bruce in the middle grabbing at 2 actually famous people who are clearly over him to get an Insta that he can use to prove his worth/importance/relevance to.....? The cosmetic surgery, obscene gym hours/trainer $, WeHo trash clothes and attention whoring are truly epic. Lesson to young gays: this is why you need to work your insecurity shit out before you hit 40 - this is the tragic epitome of eldergay. At least Madonna has to do it to maintain a career. This one is just trying to relive his entitled youth when he was good looking, at the right parties, hanging with gay mafia before finally landing Mr. Big. Then had a baby- because that’s all that’s left once you’ve tried to fill the void with fabulousness and the hole in your soul is still there. Can’t say pathetic because he’s not worth pathos - just insightful and exemplary of aging gay male issues.

I'm glad Bruce is finally in the DL cross hairs. He is an insufferable douche bag. He has a show on Andy's Sirius channel called Lunch With Bruce where he hosts celebs at his family's restaurant, The Palm. He is so affected and tries so hard to be this groovy, chill Rat Pack-type person but it comes off as so inauthentic. He is a complete and total LA cliché - a vapid, vacuous void of trash.

The picture is so absurd that I was convinced it was a Halloween gag with the guy on the left doing an extra douchey version of Tom Ford. I didn’t recognize the person in the middle... I assumed he was some sort of undead iteration of José Eber

does Andy have no legitimate friends who can tell him to stop acting like such a douche? He's a dumpy midget and should never wear suits that highlight his lack of height.

It must be so embarrassing knowing these people.

And, Tom, cut the shit, you douche.

And which one is going to put this pic in their photo album?

[quote] As a former deadhead / stoner, I get Andy is trying to be funny

What does this mean, how do these relate to Andy Cohen? Who is a former Deadhead, you or Andy, and what was the reason for the terrible decision to give up the Dead?

which one of you took a picture of andy at the gym? someone instagramed a picture and posted "andy cohen is so gross" Andy and Bruce had a long conversation about it on the radio...I actually felt bad for AC.

R9 I usually wear sunglasses after dark. Am I a douche too?

Really R27. What a complete waste of time and energy. He has a radio show and actually discusses comments a stranger made about him on Instagram? I mean...how old is he? Why on Mars would he give a fuck?

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