Milton Berle's Huge Cock

Apparently, the comic actor had a gigantic penis that was the stuff of legend. But he was ugly as hell. So the question is: I wouldn't have sucked it, but I would have admired it, clapped for it, and maybe even given it a tug if looked anything like these:

Apparently, the comic actor had a gigantic penis that was the stuff of legend. But he was ugly as hell. So the question is:

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by Anonymousreply 29April 29, 2021 6:48 PM

I wouldn't have sucked it, but I would have admired it, clapped for it, and maybe even given it a tug if looked anything like these:

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by Anonymousreply 1April 21, 2017 2:38 PM

Are jewish men known to have large cocks like Italian men ?

by Anonymousreply 2April 21, 2017 2:43 PM

Saturday Night Live writer Alan Zweibel's close encounter with Milton Berle's cock:

I’m in Milton Berle’s dressing room at Saturday Night Live. He’s sitting on a couch behind a coffee table and he’s wearing a very short kind of bathrobe, the kind that comes down to about midthigh. And somehow I just say to him, “You know, it’s so weird that I’m here talking to you, because for years I was writing jokes about your dick.” I said, “I wrote all these jokes about your cock and now I’m talking to you — I feel like there’s some violation or something here.”

He says to me: “You mean you never saw it?” I said, “Uh, no, I don’t believe I did.” Then he said, “Well, would you like to?” And before I had a chance to say, “Not really” or “Can I think about it?” or whatever, he parts his bathrobe and he just takes out this — this anaconda. He lays it on the table and I’m looking into this thing, right? I’m looking into the head of Milton Berle’s dick. It was enormous. It was like a pepperoni. And he goes, “What do you think of the boy?” And I’m looking right at it and I go, “Oh, it’s really, really nice.”

At which point Gilda [Radner] opens the door to the dressing room. It’s like an I Love Lucy sketch, but this honestly happened! She opens the door to his dressing room just in time to see me looking into his dick saying, “Yeah, it’s really, really nice.”

I tell Milton, “I’ll talk to you later,” closed the door, and left.

by Anonymousreply 3April 21, 2017 2:47 PM

R2 I've known my share of Jewish men with big dicks. I've also known my share of Italian men with tiny ones.

by Anonymousreply 4April 21, 2017 2:48 PM

He was supposedly a real dick, and not in a good sense. Nobody liked him.

by Anonymousreply 5April 21, 2017 2:48 PM

Milton Berle having a big one is akin to leather seats in a Yugo.

by Anonymousreply 6April 21, 2017 2:52 PM

Yes, R6! A terrible waste.

by Anonymousreply 7April 21, 2017 2:53 PM

weird wording op: "Given the chance to suck it when Berle was still alive and kicking"

by Anonymousreply 9April 21, 2017 2:57 PM

R9 Because if OP hadn't made that qualification, someone would have said, "No, I'm not a necrophiliac," or something to that effect.

by Anonymousreply 10April 21, 2017 3:00 PM

hmmmm. I'd have sucked it when he was young. I don't mind hung ugly dudes, one bit.

Old, not sure. Could old Uncle Miltie even get it hard?

by Anonymousreply 11April 21, 2017 3:02 PM

Jewish men are often thick

by Anonymousreply 13April 21, 2017 3:48 PM

Porn Star Ginger Lynn talked about seeing his cock in the documentary After Porn Ends 2. Her attorney invited her to have lunch with Milton Berle. He unzipped his fly and let it hang out the whole time. She worked with John Holmes and said Milton gave him a run for his money in the size department. It was huge.

by Anonymousreply 15April 21, 2017 5:09 PM

Didn't they used to say the same about Forrest Tucker's? Wonder who won that contest although by Zweibels' account I would guess Miltie did.

by Anonymousreply 17April 22, 2017 1:20 AM

Forrest and Milton could've had a cock-off.

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by Anonymousreply 18April 22, 2017 2:10 AM

He showed it to Jackee Harry.

by Anonymousreply 19April 27, 2021 9:05 PM

My experience is guys with big cocks are much more comfortable doing drag - Berle is an example

by Anonymousreply 20April 27, 2021 9:09 PM

I don't think I would turn down anyone who offered to show me his dick. Doesn't mean I want to have sex with the guy (or maybe it does), but if he wants to take it out and show it off, then yes, let me see. I'll look.

by Anonymousreply 22April 27, 2021 10:34 PM

And no pics have ever been found of said anaconda?

by Anonymousreply 24April 27, 2021 10:44 PM

He said whenever he got an erection he would black out.

by Anonymousreply 25April 28, 2021 3:58 AM

[Quote]hmmmm. I'd have sucked it when he was young.

He was less ugly as a young man, so perhaps.

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by Anonymousreply 26April 28, 2021 4:24 AM

He looks a little like Michael Imperioli.

by Anonymousreply 27April 28, 2021 6:17 AM

Chuck Connors was another old Hollywood performer rumored to be hung like a horse. Liam Neeson is also hugely endowed.

by Anonymousreply 28April 28, 2021 6:21 AM

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