Milton Berle's Huge Cock

Apparently, the comic actor had a gigantic penis that was the stuff of legend. But he was ugly as hell. So the question is:

I wouldn't have sucked it, but I would have admired it, clapped for it, and maybe even given it a tug if looked anything like these:

Are jewish men known to have large cocks like Italian men ?

Saturday Night Live writer Alan Zweibel's close encounter with Milton Berle's cock:

I’m in Milton Berle’s dressing room at Saturday Night Live. He’s sitting on a couch behind a coffee table and he’s wearing a very short kind of bathrobe, the kind that comes down to about midthigh. And somehow I just say to him, “You know, it’s so weird that I’m here talking to you, because for years I was writing jokes about your dick.” I said, “I wrote all these jokes about your cock and now I’m talking to you — I feel like there’s some violation or something here.”

He says to me: “You mean you never saw it?” I said, “Uh, no, I don’t believe I did.” Then he said, “Well, would you like to?” And before I had a chance to say, “Not really” or “Can I think about it?” or whatever, he parts his bathrobe and he just takes out this — this anaconda. He lays it on the table and I’m looking into this thing, right? I’m looking into the head of Milton Berle’s dick. It was enormous. It was like a pepperoni. And he goes, “What do you think of the boy?” And I’m looking right at it and I go, “Oh, it’s really, really nice.”

At which point Gilda [Radner] opens the door to the dressing room. It’s like an I Love Lucy sketch, but this honestly happened! She opens the door to his dressing room just in time to see me looking into his dick saying, “Yeah, it’s really, really nice.”

I tell Milton, “I’ll talk to you later,” closed the door, and left.

R2 I've known my share of Jewish men with big dicks. I've also known my share of Italian men with tiny ones.

He was supposedly a real dick, and not in a good sense. Nobody liked him.

Milton Berle having a big one is akin to leather seats in a Yugo.

Yes, R6! A terrible waste.

weird wording op: "Given the chance to suck it when Berle was still alive and kicking"

R9 Because if OP hadn't made that qualification, someone would have said, "No, I'm not a necrophiliac," or something to that effect.

hmmmm. I'd have sucked it when he was young. I don't mind hung ugly dudes, one bit.

Old, not sure. Could old Uncle Miltie even get it hard?

Jewish men are often thick

Porn Star Ginger Lynn talked about seeing his cock in the documentary After Porn Ends 2. Her attorney invited her to have lunch with Milton Berle. He unzipped his fly and let it hang out the whole time. She worked with John Holmes and said Milton gave him a run for his money in the size department. It was huge.

Didn't they used to say the same about Forrest Tucker's? Wonder who won that contest although by Zweibels' account I would guess Miltie did.

Forrest and Milton could've had a cock-off.

He showed it to Jackee Harry.

My experience is guys with big cocks are much more comfortable doing drag - Berle is an example

I don't think I would turn down anyone who offered to show me his dick. Doesn't mean I want to have sex with the guy (or maybe it does), but if he wants to take it out and show it off, then yes, let me see. I'll look.

And no pics have ever been found of said anaconda?

He said whenever he got an erection he would black out.

[Quote]hmmmm. I'd have sucked it when he was young.

He was less ugly as a young man, so perhaps.

He looks a little like Michael Imperioli.

Chuck Connors was another old Hollywood performer rumored to be hung like a horse. Liam Neeson is also hugely endowed.

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